The way to eat things..
Today at work my manager was eating a pear the wrong way... only after thinking that did I realize that I actually believe that....
there is a definate and precise way to eat certain things... and it drives me insane when people eat things the WRONG WAY!! there is a determined method...dont mess with it....honestly you have no idea how much this can bug me... i wish i didnt even notice...but I do... the worst offenses:
1) Pears- not to be eaten top to bottom but to be held sideways and eaten AROUND.
2) Kitkats- break the damn bars and eat them one by one....not as a whole chocolate damn bar
3) Oreos - seperated in half ensuring the icing remains on one side, then licking the icing before eating the biscuits
4) Muffins- flipped upside down, bottoms eaten first followed by tops also eaten inside out.
5) Kiwis - never to be peeled and eaten whole, kiwis are to be sliced across the middle not length wise and then eaten with a spoon avoiding the skin
6) Cereal - I dont know, this one drives me bonkers and im sure my opinion drives everyone else bonkers but its the right way dammit!! There should be more milk then cereal.... its just the way it should be.... 1 cup milk to 1/2 cup cereal....
7) Sushi - this one Kasim drives me insane with -completely loco with, he refuses to admit that sushi is cut into BITE SIZE pieces meaning the peice of sushi is not to be bitten into but rather to be popped into your mouth WHOLE! But no kasim refuses, he bites in each time and the truly amazing part is he wonders why it falls apart each time. Pop dammit Pop!!
8) Subway Sandwiches- this one never even occured to me until Naila went down this path. Nailu eats her subway sandwiches with a fork. I mean HELLO??? How can you not murder a person who does that? Its like eating a donut with a knife and fork...dont even get me started....HANDS!! HANDS!!!
I guess my friend Ali would define this as just an extention of my complete OC personality whatever it is....its not right..
S.
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there is a definate and precise way to eat certain things... and it drives me insane when people eat things the WRONG WAY!! there is a determined method...dont mess with it....honestly you have no idea how much this can bug me... i wish i didnt even notice...but I do... the worst offenses:
1) Pears- not to be eaten top to bottom but to be held sideways and eaten AROUND.
2) Kitkats- break the damn bars and eat them one by one....not as a whole chocolate damn bar
3) Oreos - seperated in half ensuring the icing remains on one side, then licking the icing before eating the biscuits
4) Muffins- flipped upside down, bottoms eaten first followed by tops also eaten inside out.
5) Kiwis - never to be peeled and eaten whole, kiwis are to be sliced across the middle not length wise and then eaten with a spoon avoiding the skin
6) Cereal - I dont know, this one drives me bonkers and im sure my opinion drives everyone else bonkers but its the right way dammit!! There should be more milk then cereal.... its just the way it should be.... 1 cup milk to 1/2 cup cereal....
7) Sushi - this one Kasim drives me insane with -completely loco with, he refuses to admit that sushi is cut into BITE SIZE pieces meaning the peice of sushi is not to be bitten into but rather to be popped into your mouth WHOLE! But no kasim refuses, he bites in each time and the truly amazing part is he wonders why it falls apart each time. Pop dammit Pop!!
8) Subway Sandwiches- this one never even occured to me until Naila went down this path. Nailu eats her subway sandwiches with a fork. I mean HELLO??? How can you not murder a person who does that? Its like eating a donut with a knife and fork...dont even get me started....HANDS!! HANDS!!!
I guess my friend Ali would define this as just an extention of my complete OC personality whatever it is....its not right..
S.
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3 Comments:
What, no definitive answer on how best to eat a slice of pizza? The eternal dilemma of knife & fork vs. using your hands.
Or a bowl of ice cream, should one eat from around the edges or just scoop from left to right.
Finally, what of an ear of corn. Is it all right for me to eat each individual row horizontally like a typewriter?
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Anonymous, at 10:52 PM
Sobs, I eat 'em as I like it. If people dont like it..they can always leave..(winks). Btw, I began blogging at a new website:http://www.myspace.com/scratch_pad. Please post comments as you always do.
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rachna, at 10:35 AM
Hey sobia, are you done with your blog hon?
Lovies,
S
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Salacious Samosa, at 11:13 AM
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